Ⅰ 要一些适合中学生的 搞笑一点的英语剧本
三只小猪英语剧本2006/12/07 07:16 P.M.The Story of the Three Little Pigs
旁白：There was an old mother with three little pigs, and as she had not enough to keep them, she sent them out to seek their fortune.
妈妈：Goodbye,kids!build your own house,but be careful of the wolf.
三只小猪：goodbye,mum.
旁白：three pigs leaved their mother.after a while they met a man with a bundle of straw.
Pig one: “Please, grandpa, give me that straw to build me a house."
稻草爷爷：the house will be beautiful,but it easy to be broken down by wind.
Pig one:never mind.only for live.
稻草爷爷：it’s ok.here you are.
旁白：Which the man did, and the little pig built a house with it.then he went into his house,said happily.
Pig one:haha!now the wolf can’t catch me and eat me.
旁白：pig one falled asleep in his house.then pig two met a man with a bundle of sticks.
Pig two: "Please, man, give me that sticks to build a house."
旁白： Which the man did, and the pig built his house.pig three knew the house is not strong，but it is easy to do.so he lived in the house.pig three keep going.The third little pig met a man with a load of bricks.
Pig three:"Please, man, give me those bricks to build a house with."
旁白：So the man gave him the bricks, and he built his beautiful house with them.
Pig three:ok!my house is so hard.i mustn’t scare of the wolf.
旁白：Presently came along a wolf, he knocked at the pigone’s door.
狼： "Little pig, little pig, let me come in."
pigone answered: "No, no, go away."
The wolf: "Then I"ll huff, and I"ll puff, and I"ll blow your house in."
旁白：So he huffed, and he puffed, and he blew his house in。 pig one is scared,fortunetely he run away to the pig two’s house.
Pig one:I’m regretful that I didn’t listen to the grandpa.
旁白：Then along came the wolf。He is shouting.
Wolf: "Little pig, little pig, let me come in."
Pig one and two:"No, no, go away."
Wolf:"it’s very easy.sticks is not strong.Then I"ll puff, and I"ll huff, and I"ll blow your house in."
旁白：So he huffed, and he puffed, and he puffed, and he huffed, and at last he blew the house down, luckily the little two pigs run away to pig three’s house.they are scared,but pig three seemed not to be afraid.
旁白：the wolf came, as he did to the other little pigs。
Wolf:Little pig, little pig, open the door."
Threepigs:"No, no, you are the wolf.go away"
Wolf:"Then I"ll huff, and I"ll puff, and I"ll blow your house in."
旁白：Well, he huffed, and he puffed, and he huffed and he puffed, and he puffed and huffed; but he could not get the house down. When he found that he could not, with all his huffing and puffing, blow the house down。
Wolf: "Little pig, I know where there is a nice field of turnips."
Three pigs:"Where?"
Wolf:"Oh, in Mr. Smith"s home field, and if you will be ready tomorrow morning I will call for you, and we will go together and get some for dinner."
Three pigs:"Very well,I will be ready. What time do you mean to go?"
Wolf:"Oh, at six o"clock."
旁白：Well, the little pig got up at five, and got the turnips before the wolf came。At 6 o’clock,the wolf came.
Wolf: "Little pig, are you ready?"
The little pig said, "Ready! I have been and come back again, and got a nice potful for dinner."
旁白：Then the wolf was very angry indeed, and declared he would eat up the little pig。
Wolf:you three little pigs.I wanna eat you.i will get down your chimney,and eat you.
旁白：When the little pigs saw what he was about, they hung on the pot full of water, and made up a blazing fire, and, just as the wolf was coming down, took off the cover, and in fell the wolf; so the little pig put on the cover again in an instant. The wolf died, they lived happily ever afterwards.
Three pigs:sing a song.
Ⅱ 求英语舞台剧剧本，适合14名左右初中生演的
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
我们班级改编成音乐剧形式
效果不错
Ⅲ 初中英语短剧剧本或台词
经典英语剧本：）~http://www.k555.cn/
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这里提供经典英文剧本,台词,字幕
http://www.k555.cn/Index.html
一些英文剧本
http://www.swufe.com/Soft/ShowClass.asp?ClassID=20
提供几个大的剧本下载站
http://4english.cn/movies/playwright.htm
http://www.joblo.com/moviescripts.php
http://corky.net/scripts/
http://www.allmoviescripts.com/
http://www.dailyscript.com/movie_n-z.html
http://www.moviescript.newmail.ru/
Ⅳ 急需一个适合初中生表演的英语剧本！！！！！
琵琶弹奏：《金蛇狂舞》
场景：狐狸在前面跑，老虎在后面追。老虎一把揪住狐狸，喘三口气后，将狐狸翻转过来。
老虎：(暴怒地，用手指指着狐狸的鼻子)You cheat me last time. Cheat me! How dare you! Now, you are dying. Ah ha ha ha!
狐狸：(背过头去，小声地)：Oh, unlucky! What shall I do?
(回过头来，可怜地)：I feel very sorry for cheating you last time，but, but ,but……(左顾右盼)
老虎：(疑惑地)But what?
狐狸：(推脱中)But…….(眼睛往远处上下打量，迷恋状，脚不由自主地走出去)Beautiful!
老虎：(一把将狐狸拽回来) What?
狐狸：(向远处努努嘴)You girl friend Linda! Look, she’s there!
老虎：(傻呼呼，左右张望，急忙放手去找)Where? Where? Linda, I love you!(狐狸乘机溜走)(l老虎望着空空如也的手) I hate fox!(气得上窜下跳)
Ⅳ 初中的6人以下演的英语经典剧本
音乐之声，找初1还是初2的书上面有介绍个课文，或者：
I think everybody knows the Chinese story 狐假虎威. You know the fox cheat the tiger. When the tiger knew the truth, he felt very angry. He hated the fox very much. Can you imagine when the fox meet with the tiger again, what will happen?
One day, a new story happens.
(一)
琵琶弹奏：《金蛇狂舞》
场景：狐狸在前面跑，老虎在后面追。老虎一把揪住狐狸，喘三口气后，将狐狸翻转过来。
老虎：(暴怒地，用手指指着狐狸的鼻子)You cheat me last time. Cheat me! How dare you! Now, you are dying. Ah ha ha ha!
狐狸：(背过头去，小声地)：Oh, unlucky! What shall I do?
(回过头来，可怜地)：I feel very sorry for cheating you last time，but, but ,but……(左顾右盼)
老虎：(疑惑地)But what?
狐狸：(推脱中)But…….(眼睛往远处上下打量，迷恋状，脚不由自主地走出去)Beautiful!
老虎：(一把将狐狸拽回来) What?
狐狸：(向远处努努嘴)You girl friend Linda! Look, she’s there!
老虎：(傻呼呼，左右张望，急忙放手去找)Where? Where? Linda, I love you!(狐狸乘机溜走)(l老虎望着空空如也的手) I hate fox!(气得上窜下跳)
(二)
旁白：Unfortunately, after a few days, the tiger meet with the fox again.
老虎在森林里又遇到了溜达中的狐狸，又一下子冲上去把狐狸压在爪下。
(琵琶拨一下弦，以示紧张的情绪。)
老虎：(暴怒地)Now, you can make a choice. You want me bite you head first or your fat leg first?
(先抚摩狐狸的头发，再打量狐狸的腿)
狐狸：(回过头去，表情像遇到鬼)Shit!(又回过头来，非常可怜状)(二胡《梁祝》响起)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, help yourself to some fox please. I hate myself, too.(狐狸捂着脸痛苦地跪下)My mother says I’m not a good boy. I always tell lies.(狐狸突然蹿起来) But, they say, tiger is a kind of strong animal. Maybe the strongest animal in the world. Before I die, can you show me how strong you are?
老虎：(得意极了，做出各种健美展示姿势)Of course. I’m a great animal. I’m proud of myself.
狐狸：(试探地)I heard there was a Chinese called 刘翔. He can cover 110 meters in 10 seconds. Can you?
老虎：(想想就好笑)Wa ha ha ha ! wa ha ha ha! Poor mankind! How slow! Wash your eyes! (老虎用手将狐狸的脑袋推开)Look!(老虎一溜烟跑了起来)
狐狸：(挥挥手，远远望去)sa yu na la! (二胡配轻松得意的音乐)
(三)
旁白：Now, fate plays another joke on the fox .He meet with the tiger again.
老虎变聪明了躲在树后面，一下子扑住了狐狸。
狐狸：(不解地)Who?
老虎：(意味深长地)Your old friend! Tiger!
狐狸：(装傻地)Oh, haven’t see you for a long time. How are you?(狐狸帮老虎整理领子，用袖子帮老虎擦衣服)
老虎：(阴险地)Very very nice! Now, I see my lunch. Dilicious!(狐狸听了脚抖)
狐狸：(打喷嚏)a ti ! a ti ! (煞有介事地)I admit I’v cheat you for 3 times. But, you know, it’s all for your sake.
老虎：(疑惑地)For my sake?
狐狸：(可怜巴巴地)Yes. To tell the truth, I’m not a normal fox!
老虎：(不甘示弱地)I’m not a normal tiger, too.
狐狸：(娓娓道来) I looked it up in the dictionary, and I know, in Chinese, they call me 果子狸。
老虎：(没明白)果子狸？
狐狸：(一拍脑袋，假装想起来)Oh, I forget, you can’t speak Chinese!
老虎：(得意地，想想就好笑地)Wa ha ha ha! Wa ha ha ha ! My mother always tell me ：to learn a forgien language is very important! I’ve learnt Chinese in school! Am I great! (突然醒悟过来)Wait, what did you say? Chinese call you what?
狐狸：果子狸。
老虎：果子狸？SARS? 非典？
狐狸：(点点头)Yes!
老虎：(放开手，大叫着跑了)wa ya!(边跑，边擦手)
(四)
旁白：From then on, fox become the real King of the forest.
二胡演奏We are the champion
狐狸大摇大摆地走在前面，后面有两个小喽罗在敲背。一个小喽罗敲得重了。狐狸把手一挥。Go! Go! Go! 将其赶走。
狐狸走在台中，大笑起来：Ah ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha!
期间，夹杂着老虎的哭声。
Ⅵ 求适合初中生表演的英语电影，简单点的~
毕业生、黑天鹅、国王的演讲、泰坦尼克号、放牛班的春天、红气球等
Ⅶ 中学生英语短剧剧本 急！！！！！~~~要适合初一的
10人英语短剧】阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin
【7人英语短剧】Cinderella 灰姑娘 7人 短剧
【The Gifts （礼物）】中英文短剧剧本
【4人英语短剧】阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin
灰姑娘的剧本
http://www.jjcdixon.btinternet.co.uk/cinderella.htm
【7人英文话剧】花木兰 Mulan