Ⅰ 要一些適合中學生的 搞笑一點的英語劇本
三隻小豬英語劇本2006/12/07 07:16 P.M.The Story of the Three Little Pigs
旁白：There was an old mother with three little pigs, and as she had not enough to keep them, she sent them out to seek their fortune.
媽媽：Goodbye,kids!build your own house,but be careful of the wolf.
三隻小豬：goodbye,mum.
旁白：three pigs leaved their mother.after a while they met a man with a bundle of straw.
Pig one: 「Please, grandpa, give me that straw to build me a house."
稻草爺爺：the house will be beautiful,but it easy to be broken down by wind.
Pig one:never mind.only for live.
稻草爺爺：it』s ok.here you are.
旁白：Which the man did, and the little pig built a house with it.then he went into his house,said happily.
Pig one:haha!now the wolf can』t catch me and eat me.
旁白：pig one falled asleep in his house.then pig two met a man with a bundle of sticks.
Pig two: "Please, man, give me that sticks to build a house."
旁白： Which the man did, and the pig built his house.pig three knew the house is not strong，but it is easy to do.so he lived in the house.pig three keep going.The third little pig met a man with a load of bricks.
Pig three:"Please, man, give me those bricks to build a house with."
旁白：So the man gave him the bricks, and he built his beautiful house with them.
Pig three:ok!my house is so hard.i mustn』t scare of the wolf.
旁白：Presently came along a wolf, he knocked at the pigone』s door.
狼： "Little pig, little pig, let me come in."
pigone answered: "No, no, go away."
The wolf: "Then I"ll huff, and I"ll puff, and I"ll blow your house in."
旁白：So he huffed, and he puffed, and he blew his house in。 pig one is scared,fortunetely he run away to the pig two』s house.
Pig one:I』m regretful that I didn』t listen to the grandpa.
旁白：Then along came the wolf。He is shouting.
Wolf: "Little pig, little pig, let me come in."
Pig one and two:"No, no, go away."
Wolf:"it』s very easy.sticks is not strong.Then I"ll puff, and I"ll huff, and I"ll blow your house in."
旁白：So he huffed, and he puffed, and he puffed, and he huffed, and at last he blew the house down, luckily the little two pigs run away to pig three』s house.they are scared,but pig three seemed not to be afraid.
旁白：the wolf came, as he did to the other little pigs。
Wolf:Little pig, little pig, open the door."
Threepigs:"No, no, you are the wolf.go away"
Wolf:"Then I"ll huff, and I"ll puff, and I"ll blow your house in."
旁白：Well, he huffed, and he puffed, and he huffed and he puffed, and he puffed and huffed; but he could not get the house down. When he found that he could not, with all his huffing and puffing, blow the house down。
Wolf: "Little pig, I know where there is a nice field of turnips."
Three pigs:"Where?"
Wolf:"Oh, in Mr. Smith"s home field, and if you will be ready tomorrow morning I will call for you, and we will go together and get some for dinner."
Three pigs:"Very well,I will be ready. What time do you mean to go?"
Wolf:"Oh, at six o"clock."
旁白：Well, the little pig got up at five, and got the turnips before the wolf came。At 6 o』clock,the wolf came.
Wolf: "Little pig, are you ready?"
The little pig said, "Ready! I have been and come back again, and got a nice potful for dinner."
旁白：Then the wolf was very angry indeed, and declared he would eat up the little pig。
Wolf:you three little pigs.I wanna eat you.i will get down your chimney,and eat you.
旁白：When the little pigs saw what he was about, they hung on the pot full of water, and made up a blazing fire, and, just as the wolf was coming down, took off the cover, and in fell the wolf; so the little pig put on the cover again in an instant. The wolf died, they lived happily ever afterwards.
Three pigs:sing a song.
Ⅱ 求英語舞台劇劇本，適合14名左右初中生演的
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
我們班級改編成音樂劇形式
效果不錯
Ⅲ 初中英語短劇劇本或台詞
經典英語劇本：）~http://www.k555.cn/
天天英語→電影/英語劇本相關下載
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這里提供經典英文劇本,台詞,字幕
http://www.k555.cn/Index.html
一些英文劇本
http://www.swufe.com/Soft/ShowClass.asp?ClassID=20
提供幾個大的劇本下載站
http://4english.cn/movies/playwright.htm
http://www.joblo.com/moviescripts.php
http://corky.net/scripts/
http://www.allmoviescripts.com/
http://www.dailyscript.com/movie_n-z.html
http://www.moviescript.newmail.ru/
Ⅳ 急需一個適合初中生表演的英語劇本！！！！！
琵琶彈奏：《金蛇狂舞》
場景：狐狸在前面跑，老虎在後面追。老虎一把揪住狐狸，喘三口氣後，將狐狸翻轉過來。
老虎：(暴怒地，用手指指著狐狸的鼻子)You cheat me last time. Cheat me! How dare you! Now, you are dying. Ah ha ha ha!
狐狸：(背過頭去，小聲地)：Oh, unlucky! What shall I do?
(回過頭來，可憐地)：I feel very sorry for cheating you last time，but, but ,but……(左顧右盼)
老虎：(疑惑地)But what?
狐狸：(推脫中)But…….(眼睛往遠處上下打量，迷戀狀，腳不由自主地走出去)Beautiful!
老虎：(一把將狐狸拽回來) What?
狐狸：(向遠處努努嘴)You girl friend Linda! Look, she』s there!
老虎：(傻呼呼，左右張望，急忙放手去找)Where? Where? Linda, I love you!(狐狸乘機溜走)(l老虎望著空空如也的手) I hate fox!(氣得上竄下跳)
Ⅳ 初中的6人以下演的英語經典劇本
音樂之聲，找初1還是初2的書上面有介紹個課文，或者：
I think everybody knows the Chinese story 狐假虎威. You know the fox cheat the tiger. When the tiger knew the truth, he felt very angry. He hated the fox very much. Can you imagine when the fox meet with the tiger again, what will happen?
One day, a new story happens.
(一)
琵琶彈奏：《金蛇狂舞》
場景：狐狸在前面跑，老虎在後面追。老虎一把揪住狐狸，喘三口氣後，將狐狸翻轉過來。
老虎：(暴怒地，用手指指著狐狸的鼻子)You cheat me last time. Cheat me! How dare you! Now, you are dying. Ah ha ha ha!
狐狸：(背過頭去，小聲地)：Oh, unlucky! What shall I do?
(回過頭來，可憐地)：I feel very sorry for cheating you last time，but, but ,but……(左顧右盼)
老虎：(疑惑地)But what?
狐狸：(推脫中)But…….(眼睛往遠處上下打量，迷戀狀，腳不由自主地走出去)Beautiful!
老虎：(一把將狐狸拽回來) What?
狐狸：(向遠處努努嘴)You girl friend Linda! Look, she』s there!
老虎：(傻呼呼，左右張望，急忙放手去找)Where? Where? Linda, I love you!(狐狸乘機溜走)(l老虎望著空空如也的手) I hate fox!(氣得上竄下跳)
(二)
旁白：Unfortunately, after a few days, the tiger meet with the fox again.
老虎在森林裡又遇到了溜達中的狐狸，又一下子沖上去把狐狸壓在爪下。
(琵琶撥一下弦，以示緊張的情緒。)
老虎：(暴怒地)Now, you can make a choice. You want me bite you head first or your fat leg first?
(先撫摩狐狸的頭發，再打量狐狸的腿)
狐狸：(回過頭去，表情像遇到鬼)Shit!(又回過頭來，非常可憐狀)(二胡《梁祝》響起)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, help yourself to some fox please. I hate myself, too.(狐狸捂著臉痛苦地跪下)My mother says I』m not a good boy. I always tell lies.(狐狸突然躥起來) But, they say, tiger is a kind of strong animal. Maybe the strongest animal in the world. Before I die, can you show me how strong you are?
老虎：(得意極了，做出各種健美展示姿勢)Of course. I』m a great animal. I』m proud of myself.
狐狸：(試探地)I heard there was a Chinese called 劉翔. He can cover 110 meters in 10 seconds. Can you?
老虎：(想想就好笑)Wa ha ha ha ! wa ha ha ha! Poor mankind! How slow! Wash your eyes! (老虎用手將狐狸的腦袋推開)Look!(老虎一溜煙跑了起來)
狐狸：(揮揮手，遠遠望去)sa yu na la! (二胡配輕松得意的音樂)
(三)
旁白：Now, fate plays another joke on the fox .He meet with the tiger again.
老虎變聰明了躲在樹後面，一下子撲住了狐狸。
狐狸：(不解地)Who?
老虎：(意味深長地)Your old friend! Tiger!
狐狸：(裝傻地)Oh, haven』t see you for a long time. How are you?(狐狸幫老虎整理領子，用袖子幫老虎擦衣服)
老虎：(陰險地)Very very nice! Now, I see my lunch. Dilicious!(狐狸聽了腳抖)
狐狸：(打噴嚏)a ti ! a ti ! (煞有介事地)I admit I』v cheat you for 3 times. But, you know, it』s all for your sake.
老虎：(疑惑地)For my sake?
狐狸：(可憐巴巴地)Yes. To tell the truth, I』m not a normal fox!
老虎：(不甘示弱地)I』m not a normal tiger, too.
狐狸：(娓娓道來) I looked it up in the dictionary, and I know, in Chinese, they call me 果子狸。
老虎：(沒明白)果子狸？
狐狸：(一拍腦袋，假裝想起來)Oh, I forget, you can』t speak Chinese!
老虎：(得意地，想想就好笑地)Wa ha ha ha! Wa ha ha ha ! My mother always tell me ：to learn a forgien language is very important! I』ve learnt Chinese in school! Am I great! (突然醒悟過來)Wait, what did you say? Chinese call you what?
狐狸：果子狸。
老虎：果子狸？SARS? 非典？
狐狸：(點點頭)Yes!
老虎：(放開手，大叫著跑了)wa ya!(邊跑，邊擦手)
(四)
旁白：From then on, fox become the real King of the forest.
二胡演奏We are the champion
狐狸大搖大擺地走在前面，後面有兩個小嘍羅在敲背。一個小嘍羅敲得重了。狐狸把手一揮。Go! Go! Go! 將其趕走。
狐狸走在台中，大笑起來：Ah ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha!
期間，夾雜著老虎的哭聲。
Ⅵ 求適合初中生表演的英語電影，簡單點的~
畢業生、黑天鵝、國王的演講、泰坦尼克號、放牛班的春天、紅氣球等
Ⅶ 中學生英語短劇劇本 急！！！！！~~~要適合初一的
10人英語短劇】阿拉丁傳說 The Tale of Aladdin
【7人英語短劇】Cinderella 灰姑娘 7人 短劇
【The Gifts （禮物）】中英文短劇劇本
【4人英語短劇】阿拉丁傳說 The Tale of Aladdin
灰姑娘的劇本
http://www.jjcdixon.btinternet.co.uk/cinderella.htm
【7人英文話劇】花木蘭 Mulan